Marketing Director: Shane Vahey

After his birth parents went missing during an ostrich hunting expedition, Shane was raised by a elderly Chinese couple just outside of Xianging, China .

One could say that Shane has been in the marketing business since he was just four years old, at that young age, he was able to negotiate a sales deal for the chinese military to supply all of the world's scratch and sniff stickers.

When not working, Shane enjoys Opium and Hippo wrestling.

Media Director: Damien Gaudet

Damien was born without the ability to sneeze. Even against these seemingly insurmountable odds, he has risen to the top of his field as a perfume tester.